Quote's van Kelly



Waiter: What would you like?

Kelly: Diet lips. Uh, I mean coke.



"When life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade." - Kelly



"Well now that I'm married to Zack, we have a wonderful home, two kids, three cats and a dog!" - Kelly



"Wow! He used to be a jock. Now he's a joke!" - Kelly



Kelly: That's Bo Revere's new single! It's #8 with a bullet.

Mr. Belding: It's too bad the bullet missed him. *Belding laugh*.



"You know, I've always defended you. But you really are a bozo." - Kelly



Kelly: HI! Who are you?

Slater: *flirty* Uh, whoever you want me to be.



Slater: Anyone want an onion ring?

Kelly: Sure!

*slater puts it on her finger*

Slater: I think we're engaged.

Kelly: I think I'm gonna cry.

Zack: That makes two of us.



Boy: I want my money back.

Kelly: Why? Is something wrong?

Jessie: We'll gladly refund your money if your buddy band is deffective.

Boy: Belding's wearing one. You can't get more deffective than that.



Kelly: Lisa, you should give Screech a chance.

Lisa: I'd reather give chicken pox a chance.



Billy: Z-z-z-ack

Kelly: He just said his first word!

Slater: What'd he say? Snack?



Kelly: I didn't know you wanted a career in medicine!

Zack: Why not? I'm sick of school! *laugh*



Kelly: I'm thinking of becoming an actress. Do you think I'd make a good actress, Zack?

Zack: Sure! You're the star of my dreams every night.



Kelly: I still want to be an actress, but I want to be a mom and have lots of kids.

Zack: Someday I'd like to help you with that.

Slater: Why have a litter of preppies when you can have little studmuffins like me?



Zack: Why don't we go to the drive in and give it a chance?

Kelly: Well i'm afraid I'll fall off your bicycle!

Quote's van Jessie



*Mr. Belding on P.A.* *Billy cries*

Jessie: We feel the same way, kid.



Jessie: Look here, Bubba! It takes a stronger man not to fight, so why don't you go back into the mist with the other gorillas?



Jessie: I want to be a lawyer.

Lisa: I'll design your briefs! Ha Ha Ha



Jessie: Come on! Everyone knows you've got the hots for Kelly.

Zack: *looks around* They do now!



Jessie: You have a map of the mall?

Lisa: I have a map of every mall from here to Tiajuana.



Slater: Mr. Belding, Will you tell the chairbabes to please be quiet?

Jessie: Will you please tell the chairpig to mind his own business?

Everyone: Ooooooooh, yeahhhhhh



Jessie: I can't believe you like these tapes.

Slater: Hey. What's the matter with Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson?

Jessie: Their music doesn't say anything.

Slater: Have you ever seen them move? They're saying plenty, baby.



Jessie: We haven't fought for 15 seconds.

Slater: It was 20. Shut up.



Boy: I want my money back.

Kelly: Why? Is something wrong?

Jessie: We'll gladly refund your money if your buddy band is deffective.

Boy: Belding's wearing one. You can't get more deffective than that.



Jessie: Aww... is Slater scared of the wittle awobics instwuctor?

Screech: What's an awobics instwuctor?

Quote's van Lisa



"To Mr. Scrooge. I hope he chokes on his chestnuts" - Lisa



Lisa: Girrrrrrrl, we have got to talk. Now, if I were Leslie, I would have slapped you til my hand hurt. Then I'd have slapped you for making it hurt.



Jessie: I want to be a lawyer.

Lisa: I'll design your briefs! Ha Ha Ha



Slater: What's the matter? Can't you find a date?

Lisa: Honey, I don't go to the supermarket without a date.



Jessie: You have a map of the mall?

Lisa: I have a map of every mall from here to Tiajuana.



Lisa: For you, I'm making a friendship muzzle.

Screech: I'm speechless!

Lisa: That's the idea.



Kelly: Lisa, you should give Screech a chance.

Lisa: I'd reather give chicken pox a chance.



Screech: I will be your everything.

Lisa: And I will be gone.



Screech: You know, I kissed Lisa for the first time on a bridge.

Zack: When was that?

Lisa: Right before I threw him off.



"You've gotta stop thinking like a frog and start acting like prince charming." - Lisa



"Ooh! My goosebumps are having goosebumps!" - Lisa



"You can't give me popcorn and say no butter." - Lisa



Lisa: I think there's love in the air. How bout you?

Screech: No, that's my cologne, 'musk of mustang'. Giddy up!



Lisa: Aww! Look at Zack and Kelly. If they get any closer, they'll be sharing shoes.

Slater: Lisa, get a boyfriend.

Quote's van Mr. Belding



"Zack. I'm not a straw, so don't suck up." - Mr. Belding



Mr. Belding: That's funny. I don't remember losing my memory.



Mr. Belding: Yearbook pictures are now being taken. Chess club, it's your move. Insect club, you go in 5 minutes so stop bugging me! *Belding laugh*



"Consider me a friend, a compadre, one righteous dude." - Mr. Belding



Mr. Belding: You know, in High School, I had visions of becoming a professional basketball player.

Slater: Well, what stopped you?

Mr. Belding: Sister Agnes. She kept blokcing my lay ups. Besides, can you imagine me at 50, dribbling down the court with my belly hanging out and my love handles tripping the referee?



Kelly: That's Bo Revere's new single! It's #8 with a bullet.

Mr. Belding: It's too bad the bullet missed him. *Belding laugh*.



Mr. Belding: And may I add, you have not lost your ability to suck up.

Zack: Why thank you sir.



*Mr. Belding puts on sweater*

Mr. Belding: Zack, I'm taking a different approach with you.

Zack: You're gonna be Mr. Rogers?

Mr. Belding: You're in the neighborhood.



Mr. Belding: Guys, guys, I have a problem.

Zack: Oh, sir, just wear a hat.



Zack: We would like to put KKTY back on air.

Mr. Belding: WHAT?!

Screech: We - would - like

Mr. Belding: I heard you!



Slater: Mr. Belding, can I talk to you for a second?

Mr. Belding: Sure! *looks at watch* Time's up! *Belding laugh*



Mr. Belding: Do your parents know?

Screech: Of course! She's been over every night.

Mr. Belding: And there's no objections?

Screech: No, they're rooting us on.

Mr. Belding: Well I have objections. You can't elope!

Screech: Who're your calling a cantalope, you melon head?!



Mr. Belding: Now what is it like on Mars?

Screech: Far out. Here, have a Mars bar!





"Mrs. B and I took up synchronized swimming. You haven't seen dirty dancing til you've seen us under water.



Don't touch my Principal of the Month trophy!" - Mr. Belding



"Put Mrs. Belding down!" - Mr. Belding



*Belding talking on speaker phone*

Mr. Belding: Jenny, have we heard anything from maintenance?

Speaker: No.

Mr. Belding: Well will you please call them again and tell them that i'm still waiting?

Speaker: Who is this?

Mr. Belding: Thank you!

*hangs up*

Van dit topic komen allemaal leuke herinneringen op!!

Ja, echt wel! Heel veel dialogen/gesprekken kan ik me nog heel goed herinneren. Vind het zo leuk dat ik die quote's heb gevonden, zo bestaat SBTB weer een beetje

echt leuk dit topic super handig ook

sommige kan ik me nog wel herinneren, leuk topic!

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